Category: Reviews
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SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT VI

This is a pretty nothing show, but there are a couple interesting things to discuss so let’s jump right into it. We get a cold open of a snake slithering around since Jake Roberts will be wrestling Ricky Steamboat tonight. Adrian Adonis has a life sized cut out of Paul Orndorff because he’s playing mind Read more
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WRESTLEMANIA 2

Here we are, back at the showcase of the immortals. WrestleMania 2 is a weird ass show. It’s widely considered one of the worst WrestleMania’s. While there are one match WrestleMania’s like 25, 27, and 29, long and drawn out WrestleMania’s like 32, 33, 34, and 35, the disappointing attitude era WrestleMania’s, the hilarious WrestleMania Read more
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SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT V

Well look at that! 2 reviews in 2 days. Look, this show honestly fucking sucks and I’m gonna have to touch on a lot of very serious stuff because it has aged horribly. Let’s just do this it’s Nose Bleed Wrestling. Mr. T is hitting a punching bag when Mean Gene interrupts him and rightfully Read more
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SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT IV

So, yes, I am once again a month late to writing a review somehow. And yes, there has been some pretty huge news in the wrestling world in between me watching this show and actually writing this. Let’s just get into this. Get comfy in those nose bleeds and let’s talk about Saturday Night’s Main Read more
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STARRCADE ’85: THE GATHERING

It is so nice to be talking about Jim Crockett promotions again. After The Wrestling Classic I needed a break from the Federation. For the 2nd year in a row, we’re getting Rhodes vs Flair and prepare to be insanely annoyed for the second year in a row. Get comfy in those nose bleeds, it’s Read more
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The Wrestling Classic

Well…well…well. I was not planning to take a 2 month break, but feel free to blame The Minecraft Movie for ruining my life and making me feel too burnt out to focus on writing. This week’s review comes with a promise. I am not missing another week unless something crazy happens. I cannot guarantee a Read more
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SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT III

We’re back again for the third edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event and I am so desperate to talk about anything else! This show has a couple body slams but is mostly pointless Halloween fluff. Let’s just get into this I have stuff to do. Get comfy in those Nose Bleed’s it’s time for Saturday Read more
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SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT II

Guess who’s back? After a 2-week absence I have returned to bloody your noses and make fun of Hulk Hogan. Full transparency, I was supposed to review The Great American Bash 1985, but the version I found was so heavily edited that there’s no way I can properly review the matches. So, we’re jumping to Read more
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SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT I

I’ve always been fascinated by Saturday Night’s Main Event. WWE recently brought it back and I couldn’t be happier. It has such a good, retro vibe that fits wrestling perfectly. I think having a TV special every once in a while that isn’t a PPV or PLE is a nice way to spice things up. Read more
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WRESTLEMANIA I

Well here we are, the showcase of the immortals. This week we’re taking a break from the NWA and heading to New York for the World Wrestling Federation’s first ever pay-per-view, Wrestlemania. There will be some familiar faces from my Starrcade reviews but this show is where we begin discussing an entirely different company with Read more